Hey everybody, have you heard the news? Joe Bob is back in town! This time, Joe Bob and Darcy brought us a festive blood-soaked double feature; with The Last Drive-In: Joe Bob’s Christmas Carnage. For this holiday-themed special, the duo treated us to Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010); and It’s a Wonderful Knife (2023). 

If you’re new to The Last Drive-In, every second Friday when in season, Joe Bob Briggs, former Monstervision host; and his co-host, Darcy the Mail Girl present curated films. Often tied to a theme (though not always required); this Shudder-exclusive show is as much about the banter, trivia, and rants as it is about the movies. For Christmas Carnage, Joe Bob served up yuletide horror with a generous helping of sarcasm and Santa lore. 

 A Twisted Christmas Spirit

Rare Exports

First up was Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, a Finnish cult favorite that deconstructs the myth of jolly old St. Nick. Instead of gift-giving cheer, this Santa is a feral, ancient creature more interested in devouring children than handing out presents. It’s dark, weird, and packed with humor that balances its chilling undertones. Joe Bob’s commentary highlighted the film’s unique origins and Finnish folklore influences, and Darcy—ever the MVP—showed off her festive cosplay. 

The film itself is an absolute delight for fans of offbeat holiday horror. While it’s a slow burn, the payoff is worth it, with its mix of absurdity and genuine tension. Joe Bob also dove deep into the production history; including how this film evolved from a short into the now-classic full-length feature. A perfect start to the night, even if you’ve seen Rare Exports a dozen times. 

 Slashmas Cheer

It's a Wonderful Knife

The second feature, It’s a Wonderful Knife, is a much newer entry into the Christmas horror canon. Having just premiered on Shudder this year. A satirical slasher that riffs on Frank Capra’s It’s a Wonderful Life; it asks: “What if a holiday miracle turned into a nightmare?” The story follows a young woman who, after wishing she had never existed; discovers a version of her town plagued by a brutal masked killer.  

It’s A Wonderful Knife – Holiday Horror Has A New Contender [Review]

Joe Bob didn’t hold back on this one, noting its clever concept but questioning some of the execution. His critique hit on the pacing; which admittedly drags at points. However, he acknowledged the film’s creative kills and sharp commentary on holiday nostalgia. Darcy, meanwhile, gave it high marks for its campy fun and modern appeal.  

While it’s always risky showing a brand-new film on The Last Drive-In (especially one many viewers have recently watched on Shudder); It’s a Wonderful Knife proved to be a crowd-pleaser for those tuning in. With its mix of heart, humor, and gore, it felt like a solid—if slightly premature—addition to Joe Bob’s Christmas lineup.  

Conclusion  

Was this the best holiday special Joe Bob and Darcy have ever put together? Not quite. While Rare Exports is a certified gem and a perfect fit for the Drive-In crowd. It’s a Wonderful Knife might have been better saved for next year to let it breathe a bit more. That said, it’s hard to deny the fun of watching these films; with Joe Bob’s commentary, Darcy’s costumes, and the community of fans live-tweeting every moment.  

The mix of festive horror, obscure trivia, and Joe Bob’s signature rants ensures that The Last Drive-In: Christmas Carnage is still the best way to experience these films. After all, nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a homicidal Santa and a holiday slasher.  

Catch The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs live on Shudder when in season at 6 PM PST / 9 PM EST, with episodes available on-demand the following Sunday. = 

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