10 Gloves More Powerful Than The Infinity Gauntlet

         

9) The Infinity Fist

Ok, Technically not a Gauntlet, cause you don’t wear it… it wears YOU. But this is a real thing you can buy. And i sincerly beleive this could take out any Titan, Bear, Otter, or Wolf?
Check out these specs from Geeky Sex Toys:
100% body safe silicone
Total length: 9.5 inches
Circumference at widest point: 10.25 inches
Weight: 813g
Handmade
100% waterproof
Firmness: Medium (shore A-25)
Colour: Solar gold
$99.00
“It is said that no mortal being can withstand the raw power of an infinity fist… If you think you possess the superhuman physiology of all Eternals then you’ll stop at nothing to own this incredible toy. Unfortunately this Infinity Fist won’t give you omnipotence and omniscience, it will give you one hell of an orgasm though!

How It Could Defeat Thanos: Umm, either he enjoys it or he doesn’t. Either way, you win.

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  1. Eric Filipkowski May 9, 2018

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