10 Gloves More Powerful Than The Infinity Gauntlet

 

6) Michael Jackson’s White Gauntlet

when it first appeared in 1983, this white, shining glove had the power to instill hope, love, adoration, and mesmerize entire nations by allowing you to walk backwards while making it look like you were walking forward. The power of Michael Jackson’s white glove has since  darkened and turned evil. Now it only has the power to lure children to their doom like a twisted pied piper and instill fear and hatred into the hearts of once-fans-now-parents everywhere.

How It Could Defeat Thanos: Like Corey Haim and Feldman… the effects from an Avenger using the glove on Thanos are a slow burn.  Slowly, the success of Thanos starts to wane, his movies make less and less as his drinking and drug use get more and more. Eventually, they start making showtime late night movies with Nicole Eggert and form a terrible band.  Thanos acts crazy, begging for anyway back to the spotlight. He quickly spirals out of control until finally he’s a shadow of whatever he may have once been and a joke to the world. Finally, he goes on The Surreal Life and becomes friends with Pauly shore in one last grasp at fame before fading away into nothing.

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