8) The OJ Gauntlet
“If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.”Johnnie L. Cochran, 1995. OJ’s glove has the power to get you out of any scrape, even if it’s murder or some other kind of murder.
How It Could Defeat Thanos: Maybe Thanos uses his glove to kill you and you hold up the ill fitting OJ glove and go, “nope, I was in Naked Gun and I passed a football”. And then you drive off in your white Ford Bronco.