7) The Gauntlet of Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Gauntlet
This item has almost the opposite power of the previous gauntlet. Where Michael Jackson’s White Gauntlet had the power to fade someone into obscurity from the heights of fame, this one allows you to attain mediocre amount of celebrity and then maintain it for a few years/seasons by playing games, races, wearing very little clothing, and obstacle courses on TV for a bunch of upcoming millennials.
How It Could Defeat Thanos: Maybe Thanos could be bit by a spider, but instead of getting powers… he just quits, costing the Real World team. After, maybe he had a threesome with Rachel and Veronica. Coral was invited, but declined. This causes some tension with the new couple, Mike and Trishelle… can they maintain?! Or will this cost them everything on the next, Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Gauntlet.